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[swiss express]

my 23 stupid reasons why RF is the best player of all time:

1.he does the twinner better than anyone else!(never forget the one he hit against novak in his straight sets victory against the serb at us open 2009 semi final,the twinner beame a winner!a speedy one!(compare delpo the most awkward twinner of all time !lanky argentine!

2.his smile is the most charming amongst the active players!!!(compare jerzy janowich!)

3.his backhand not the best single handed,but the most eye catching one.

4.his service motion the most beautiful one.(compare marian bartoli that crazy chick…wait a minute,not a chick though!

5.No facial wrinkles during a shotmaking,even closes his eyes and looks at the opposite side just like the way ronaldinho used to do!(compare rafa ,looks like a mentally retarded person when hitting the serve.his jaw is out of place!

6.never breaks a racquet(exception!did so against djokovic at miami 2009.the forehand wasn't working!and if memory serves me right has done one more earlier in his career)compare fernando gonzales and marat safin the ultimate masters of racquet breaking!

7.never makes any unusual sounds and growls(exception!sometimes on the second serve there is a saddening groaning esp when hi hits a kick serve!)compare rafa nadal with all
kinds of growling and the other active players with all kinds of animals sounds!vica azarenka possibly mimicks an injured baby wolf!carlos berlocq keeps groaning for endless hours which is not monotone and differs his patterns!murray complained about him to the umpire in a match I guess at indian wells or miami that this strange creature still keeps groaning while the ball is in my possession for the rally!and sometimes it gets uglier when maria sharapova makes those frightening growls one may think she is being raped!

8.has twin daughters!...that doesn’t count?!i don’t care I just know that he is the only
active player that has twin children!not anyone else

9.never quits or retire during a match(compare those sissy boys who are always calling for the trainer yet the match is to start!delpo baghdatis rafa and the list goes on and on…

10.has invented some shots remember that forhand slice he used to use at wimby a couple of years ago?nobody knew what the heck that was!he used to finish the rally with that forehand slice winner!seemed sometimes awkward!

11.is the most good looking and handsome player!(compare radek stepanek and marian bartoli that ugly retarted woman!)

12.says his COME ON better than anyone else(compare janowich or novak and rafa like a cry baby)roger says his come on like a mature man a brave knight!

13.wins his service games in less than a minute!in a blink!(compare nadal you can get a good sleep and when you wake up and opens your eyes you see him showing his muscles!pumping his fist saving break points and getting advantage and getting stuck in deuce again with the referee sleepily calls deuce! While rog is straightforward either he gets broken easily or wins it in a wink!

14.hasnt shaved his belly hairs!! This could even prove that his origins were from iran!!!

15.doesnt perspire at all!(compare nadal sweating terribly or murray looking tired than hell while roger still as fresh as a daisy!

16.doesnt have any LAJDARBIAR! Celebration at the end of the match(compare novak as if he has killed his worst enemy or joe willy dancing and even radek stepanek swimming or trying push ups!what are these guys doing ?are they mentally ok?!

17.never argues with the umpire(compare andy roddick always arguing with the umpire at his chair and sometimes calling him stupid and saying that the umpire at our former school was way better than you!

18.gave the switzerland flag to his countryman stan at the 2012 london olympics inaugural(compare ali daei ke bazoobande captaini be joonesh baste bood!!

19.has the most populated family!with the newcoming child they will become five and more and more invincible!!

20.has the most exquisite name for being the best and the letters R and F are two components of the word peRFect!(compare the name alexander dolgopolov! You should pronounce it in a fluent italian accent to discover how stupid it is!

21.will keep on playing tennis until the end of century!and even more!(compare justin henin hardene,guillermo coria ,monica seles)so roger is a never ending engine.

22.never plays shadow tennis the way some chicks do(compare maria sharapova and marian bartoli .they say come on !and even sometimes lose to a hipothesized enemy!just like the way shir farhad did at barare nights!!

23.and finally because he is ethereal and delicate(compare taylor dent!!! That fat moron!

Thanks a lot for reading this lengthy post I hope you enjoyed it and I was able to make you laugh love u all.morteza